I Guess I Have A Thing For Lesbians

Ellen Page specifically. I was talking to my buddy, Darrell, the other day and we were in a bit of a disagreement over this exact topic. Well, yeah, word on the street E. Page doesn't like The Peen. I don't want to start any sleazy rumors in the event that I'm wrong. But whatevs, the point is I think she's a stone cold fox. The basis? It isn't Juno, I can tell you that right now. It might be Inception, because I wanted to bone her even then (and that was what D and I were discussing which kinda started this whole thing). Those Cisco comercials? Maybe. However, I caught this on CineMAX today:




It's not as bad as you're thinking it probably is right now. It's good. Hella surprisingly. It's well directed by D. Barrymore for her first time doing it (heh). There's good music, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Little Joy, MGMT and this whole scene with Ellen Page swimming around in her underwear.

Other awesome things worth noting:
-Fuckin' Maeby from Arrested Development plays the best friend! And she's kinda hot, too.
-The Dad is Marv from Home Alone

-Marcia Gay Harden, she's all right.

-Oh yeah! Jimmy Fuckin' Fallon's in it as the roller derby announcer, and he's pretty funny: "Black Widows, my spidey-sense is tingling! ...I think I'm about to make a sequel ...in my pants!"

-Juliette Lewis rocks a fuckin' sweet lightning bolt tattoo on her arm.

-Just watch the fucking movie.

And she's Canadian. Nova Fuckin' Scotia.