Sunday, June 13, 2010

Top Five Magazines to Read While Pooping.

1. Esquire
-mostly quick articles like Things I've Learned (awesome); Funny Joke by a Beautiful Woman (usually awesome); and good interviewers.

2. Paste Magazine
-the reviews are good and make me feel like I still got it going on with the hip indie crowd. They're still called the indie crowd right? Not hipsters. I fucking hate hipsters.

3. Wired Magazine
-the short articles are great, informative, and sometimes funny. I love a good laugh while on the can. But mostly long informative articles.

4. ...I don't really have a fourth. maybe that one GQ issue with January Jones on it. That one's good. Yeah, that's the fourth.

5. People Magazine. My mom gives me her old issues. I like the pictures. You shut up.

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